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MY BLOG. YOU ARE NOW A MAN.

AS SUCH, YOU ARE ENTITLED TO WHAT IS
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ghdos:

steveblakegriffin:

perspective is everything

It took me like 16 tries to figure out what I was looking at.

fabledquill:

darlingwanderer:

colouredking:

takealltheseats:

colouredking:

herpes sounds like the name of a greek god

thats because it seriously is 1 letter away

um lol i don’t remember any greek gods named gerpes learn ur history

HERMES YOU ASSHOLE

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HERE HE IS WITH HIS DICK AND HIS CROWN AND HIS DAMN CAPE

all hail gerpes

(via story-of-the-hunt)

witness-protection-with-wings:

witness-protection-with-wings:

so when i was 8 i was in an episode of iCarly and even though i’m 16 now and i have a pixie cut my friends still tell everyone that i was in iCarly.

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i pushed another child off a bench and stole her sandwich this is my legacy

(via acojosh)

blurrypicturesofmikewazowski:


Nobody wants to play with Mike

this is legitimately the saddest submission i’ve received