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thehat2:

meladoodle:

what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur

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(Source: meladoodle, via toasterama)

drwagc:


jagiv:

I was just explaining to my friends how bald eagles are like pigeons in Alaska.

Freedom truck
kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

kingcheddarxvii:

kingcheddarxvii:

When Nintendo was founded, less time had passed since the Gettysburg Address than the time that’s passed between now and the release of the original Donkey Kong

Some of you seem to think I’m joking

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Nintendo is 125 years old

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